Q. What is a windblower?
A. A Stormtrooper. Duh.
Q. What is a commandment from Jesus that you may not have heard yet?
A. Jesus has commanded us that we should take Karate so we can defend ourselves from bad guys. (So stated from Asher as we were heading to Karate.) So, be ye doers of the word and not just hearers only.
Q. What are Asher's favorite descriptive words?
A. Totally cool. As in "I only like things that are totally cool. Like Ironman. And Batman. And Power Rangers . . ." you get the idea.
Q. What do you do at 5 in the morning after you've had a nightmare?
A. Go downstairs and sneak some candy. That's a good way to get over it.
That's the most rational idea in the world.
Especially at 5 in the morning.
Too bad mom came to tuck you in and discovered.
Q. Where are we going this weekend?
A. Satan George (St. George in adult terms.)
Q. What are K swiss shoes?
A. Metal protectors. They have a metal shield on them . . .metal protectors. How can you not get this? It totally makes sense, in a 4 year old's mind.
Q. What did Asher say as he was talking in his sleep the other night?
A. Mara, Mara. (I couldn't tell if he was mad at her in his sleep or calling out to her.)
Q. What is Asher's nervous habit?
A. Twisting his hair. I hope it doesn't fall out soon. Maybe I should shave his head but then who knows what he would turn to.
Q. What did Asher want to do with his pet moth after it died?
A. Recycle it.
Q. What do I love most about Asher?
A. Hearing his prayers. He is the sweetest kid and he prays for everyone and everything. It can't help but bring me to tears. I love that boy!
on a recent field trip for preschool.
A. A Stormtrooper. Duh.
Q. What is a commandment from Jesus that you may not have heard yet?
A. Jesus has commanded us that we should take Karate so we can defend ourselves from bad guys. (So stated from Asher as we were heading to Karate.) So, be ye doers of the word and not just hearers only.
Q. What are Asher's favorite descriptive words?
A. Totally cool. As in "I only like things that are totally cool. Like Ironman. And Batman. And Power Rangers . . ." you get the idea.
Q. What do you do at 5 in the morning after you've had a nightmare?
A. Go downstairs and sneak some candy. That's a good way to get over it.
That's the most rational idea in the world.
Especially at 5 in the morning.
Too bad mom came to tuck you in and discovered.
Q. Where are we going this weekend?
A. Satan George (St. George in adult terms.)
Q. What are K swiss shoes?
A. Metal protectors. They have a metal shield on them . . .metal protectors. How can you not get this? It totally makes sense, in a 4 year old's mind.
Q. What did Asher say as he was talking in his sleep the other night?
A. Mara, Mara. (I couldn't tell if he was mad at her in his sleep or calling out to her.)
Q. What is Asher's nervous habit?
A. Twisting his hair. I hope it doesn't fall out soon. Maybe I should shave his head but then who knows what he would turn to.
Q. What did Asher want to do with his pet moth after it died?
A. Recycle it.
Q. What do I love most about Asher?
A. Hearing his prayers. He is the sweetest kid and he prays for everyone and everything. It can't help but bring me to tears. I love that boy!
on a recent field trip for preschool.
2 comments:
so cute!! sure do miss cute little asher to help tame my wild boy...
The funny thing is, while I was reading the post I was thinking, "where's the cute pictures of Asher?"
That thing about karate is hilarious! Looks like I better get on top of things.
When I was little I twisted my hair like crazy so I had to get an almost shaved head boy haircut and everyone laughed at me. So be glad it is Asher who twists his hair and not Mara!
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