If you come to my house, don't be disturbed by . . .

...2 yr old panties lying on the floor. They are mostly likely clean and have only been worn for maybe an hour.

. . .being flashed by a 2 yr old while she is twirling in her dress with no panties.

. . .children chasing each other and screaming. It is only a little game we like to call monster.

. . .a dog with an exposed tail bone. (Is that what it's called?) Hey, imagine what you'll look like at 77.

. . .finding a random object in the toilet. Just come tell me and I'll fish it out.

. . .a 5 year old with a bald spot. Twisting one's hair is a dangerous habit.

. . .a dog/child rifling through your baggage. I'll try my best to remind you to put them out of reach. Or just don't bring anything you may not want a 2yr old or a dog getting into. Both acceptable options.

. . .a grown man playing xbox, or xbox 360, or wiii, or playstation, or playstation2, or playstation 3. Don't ask.

. . . A 7 yr old with braids and ponytails sticking out all over her head. She's learning to do her hair herself and experiment.

. . .graffiti on the windows. It is one of the FEW acceptable places to color that is washable.

. . .a mother who looks like she hasn't showered for days (she probably hasn't) and her hair looks like bedhead. (It probably is.)

That is all a part of normalcy chez Gough. I hope you understand.